Monthly Archives: December 2012

Kim Kardashian Pregnant with Kanye West’s Baby

Kim Kardashian’s got a little Kanye in her — as in she’s
pregnant with Kanye West’s baby … according to the rapper
himself.Yeezy dropped the baby bombshell on stage during
his show Sunday night in Atlantic City … confirming the rumor that’s been kicked around for weeks now.Kim is reportedly
12 weeks pregnant, and apparently several members of the
K clan have been sitting on the secret.Shortly after Kanye’s announcement … Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Keeping
secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially
when you are so freaking excited!!!”Kourtney also tweeted,
“Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and
now I can.”It’s unclear if Kim was in the audience when
Kanye spilled the beans — but it seems likely since she was at his Saturday night show, also in AC, when she posted a
photo of him on stage with the caption … “Heaven.”

Nkiru Family slams police: We paid ransom, The Kidnappers Threatened To Impregnate Her

Since the release of Nollywood actress, Nkiru Slyvanus by
her kidnappers, there have been stories emerging about how
she was freed exactly. One thing for sure is that, her
release didn’t come cheap.
Check out what the Imo State Commissioner of Police, Baba
Adisa Bolanta had to say:
“Initially, the family paid N7million to the kidnappers and the police who laid ambush swooped on them at the point of
collection and recovered the money that was locked in the
trunk of their car as they escaped…
“After we returned the money to the family, they went
behind us and paid N45milliom to the kidnappers. Surprisingly I saw Nkiru in my office after she was released, and I was
told they paid N45million to secure her release through 2 top Abuja politician
The Commissioner wasn’t happy with the family of Nkiru
Slyvanus as they hindered the police from doing their job…so he claims
According to our source, the Police boss didn’t really
understand Nkiru’s situation in the hands of her abductors.
They said her family was forced to defy the police and pay
ransom to the kidnappers “when the issue of rape came in”.
The kidnappers allegedly “tampered” with Nkiru and even
threatened her family that they would impregnate her if the
ransom was not paid “immediately”. At this stage, the family of the actress was no longer sure the Police could rescue her unhurt, hence they paid N8million.

Source: Bononline

More on Davido And The Slap: Official Statement From Voodoo Lounge

Contrary to the stories going round the net on blogs that Young and fast rising artiste Davido Adeleke was served a hot slap at Voodoo Lounge Elegushi, I got in contact with the management of Vooodo who in turn have come out with a statement negating the rumors.

STATEMENT
We the management of VooDoo Lounge Elegushi wishes to draw the attention of the general public to the false reports that Davido was allegedly slapped and mishandled at our lounge. We take pride in our customers satisfaction, comfort and security and we wish to state that davido was not slapped at VooDoo Lounge. Blogs and pressmen please take note. Ko le re VooDoo!!!!!
Management.

Subsequently my investigations proved that Davido wasn’t actually slapped at Voodoo lounge, but instead at ARCH LOUNGE.

THE STORY OF DAVIDO AND THE SLAP by all blogs

Davido a.k.a Omo baba olowo was given a slap
not from a policeman this time but from King
Saheed Elegushi. Yeah… King Saheed Elegushi.
It all went down at the after-party of the Dynamix
awards which took place at Voodoo lounge, Elegushi
beach. A reliable eye witness stated that B-Red was
heavily drunk and was arguing with the King when
Davido moved forward to touch the King. In a flash the
monarch delivered a hot slap on Davido’s face and they
were mercilessly beaten including Davido’s bouncer by
the Elegushi guards.
Davido & B-Red amidst others later prostrated and
apologized to King Saheed when they were corrected
by a member of the Crew.

I’m still searching for more info on this matter.

Did our hands evolve for punching?

A new study has suggested that human hands may have evolved in a way that enables us to punch better.

The human hand is a distinctive and efficient shape, one of only a few possible configurations capable of providing ample dexterity and the ability to deliver a forceful blow to enemies at the same time. While the clenched fist doesn’t deliver a greater amount of force than an open-palm, it does serve the purpose of protecting the fingers more effectively.

“Once hands are no longer used in locomotion there could have been many different ways to manipulate and many different ways to punch,” said paleo-anthropolgist Milford Wolpoff. “A hand that does both is really limited in its morphology.”

Human hands may have evolved their unique shape in order to better punch the living daylights out of competitors, a new study suggests.

Happy Boxing Day

PSY Gangnam Does It again “Rewind Youtube Style”

Rewind YouTube Style 2012: Psy leads YouTube
star mash-up
Story by Blaise Aboh 19 Dec 2012

What do you do when you’re the star of the most-
watched YouTube video, and it comes time for a mash-up
of the biggest hits of 2012? If you’re Psy, you take the
lead in Rewind YouTube Style 2012, blending
Gangnam Style and Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe for a
musical run-down of the big memes in streaming video along
with some of the best-known YouTube stars.
That includes RealAnnoyingOrange, BarelyPolitical, iJustine, EpicMealTime, GloZell, AlphaCat, and many more, in
scenarios like the Red Bull Stratosphere dive, the Curiosity Mars landing, and other notable 2012 happenings. YouTube
hasn’t stinted on packing nods to popular culture into its
four minute clip, and you’ll need to be up on your news if
you want to catch them all.
It’s not the first 2012 wrap-up we’ve seen this month,
with the big online names weighing in with what made
headlines and earned hits from the past year. Google’s
Zeitgeist report broke search traffic down into various
lists, with Gangnam Style unsurprisingly getting a mention
there too, while Twitter’s Best of 2012 pulled
together the most-tweeted content to build its lists.
Facebook, meanwhile, took a more personalized
approach, using the Timelines feature to build individual
summaries of the key events in each users’ year. Over in
retail, meanwhile, Apple pared through its App Store to
deliver the biggest software of 2012.

Exclusive!!! Ex Mr Nigeria Kenneth Okolie kidnapped alongside Nkiru Sylvanus

We all heard that actress Nkiru Sylvanus was kidnapped
late Saturday night December 15th, what we didn’t
hear until now was that 2010 Mr Nigeria Kenneth Okolie
was with her when she was kidnapped.
Kenneth, Nkiru and another yet to be identified
passenger left a movie location in Owerri late Saturday
night and were heading to another location when
gunmen blocked Nkiru’s car between Concorde Hotel and
Cathedral Road in Owerri, and took all three passengers
in the car.
Kenneth left Lagos two weeks ago to feature in the
movie and was due back home sometime this week. The
kidnappers are yet to make contact with Kenneth’s
family. Truly sad what is going on in our country.
Kenneth Okolie and Nkiru Sylvanus on movie location just
days before they were kidnapped

Hundreds evacuated at Newtown Catholic church – the town’s center of memorials and mourning – after BOMB THREAT hours before Obama visit

The St Rose of Lima church in Connecticut was evacuated
today during a noon mass after the church received a bomb
threat – in another traumatic day for a community rocked by
tragedy.
Following the horrific tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary
School in Newtown on Friday, tensions were raised again at
the sight of nearly a dozen camouflage-clad SWAT team
members carrying assault weapons who rushed into the
church and a nearby educational center.
The Catholic church that has become a center of grieving
since the deaths of 20 children and six adults at the nearby Sandy Hook Elementary School.

With their guns drawn, police shouted to members of the
public to stand back and take cover while they secured the
building.
A woman who had apparently suffered an anxiety attack
was taken out on a stretcher and placed into an ambulance.

After keeping the public and media at bay for more than an
hour, the police seemed to relax their posture and at around 1.30pm they were allowing people to lay flowers an candles
at a makeshift memorial.
Evelyn Leon, 17, of Waterbury, 20 miles east of Newtown,
said she was sitting in the back of the church with her
family when word came to leave the church.
‘Word filtered back through the pews that there had been a
threat made and we had to get into our cars and evacuate,’
she said.
‘Everybody was just rushing out. People just didn’t know
what do.’
President Obama arrived in Newtown at about 4pm to
attend a memorial service for the 20 first graders and six
adults killed in Friday’s gun rampage at the elementary school by Adam Lanza, who also killed himself and his mother.
The president planned a private meeting Sunday afternoon
with families of the victims and with emergency personnel
who responded to the shootings.
In the evening, he was to speak at an interfaith vigil at
Newtown High School.

Dailymail

Man with 47 guns arrested threatening to kill as many people as possible at same time as CONNECTICUT MASSACRE

n Indiana man with 47 guns and stocks of ammunition was
arrested after threatening to go into a local elementary
school and ‘kill as many people as he could before police
could stop him’.
Von Meyer, 60, was arrested on Friday after his wife called
Cedar Lake police after he threatened to set her on fire and continue his violent spree by attacking a nearby elementary
school.
The loaded threat came the same day that a young man killed
20 children and seven others in Newtown, Connecticut.
When police arrived at Meyer’s home, they found 47 guns
and ammunition, the sum of which cost more than
$100,000.
‘Through investigation, police learned that Meyer reportedly had a large number of weapons hidden throughout the two
story historical home,’ the report states.
The makes and models of the guns have not been released,
but many of them were said to be historical collectors items. Meyer allegedly said that he was going to light his wife on
fire once she fell asleep. His plan didn’t end there, however, as he set his sights on the Jane Ball Elementary School
which is less than 1,000 feet away from his home.
The police report states that the school is easily accessed
from Meyer’s home by a series of trails and paths that cut
through a wooded area.
Officials at Jane Ball School were notified, and they
immediately took unspecified security measures.

The same happened at all local schools on Friday because of
the threat, which was undoubtedly heightened as news
rolled in of the shooting in Connecticut.
Police arrested Meyer and he now faces four counts of
felony intimidation, two counts of resisting law
enforcement, and one count of domestic battery.
Meyer was known to be a member of the Invaders
Motorcycle Gang, though his role in the group was unclear.
Like the notorious Hells Angels, the Invaders Motorcycle Gang is also considered an outlaw group. The Northern Indiana
chapter was founded in 1965.
He is being held without bail at the Lake County jail.

Dailymail

Another Shooting reported in Texas movie theater Sunday night

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — One person was believed wounded late Sunday when a gunfire erupted at a local movie theater, sending panicked moviegoers rushing to exits and ducking for cover, the San Antonio News is reporting.
At least one suspect – possibly the alleged shooter – was in custody, officers said.

According to initial reports at the scene, an unidentified person was wounded but their condition was not immediately released.

Witnesses told San Antonio News reporters numerous shots were fired inside and outside the Santikos Mayan Palace 14 theater complex on Southwest Military Drive around 9:25 p.m. local time, the newspaper reported, setting off the scramble to safety before police and EMS arrived.

One witnesses said she and several other patrons locked themselves in a bathroom to avoid the shooting.

Police scanner traffic indicated the shooting incident may have begun at a nearby restaurant, and the suspect may have been an employee there.

In broadcast reports, eyewitnesses said the gunfire appeared to start outside before moving into the theater lobby.

The shooting immediately sparked fears of a mass slaying like the one in July that killed 12 people and injured 58 at a movie theater in Aurora, Colo.

[Must Read Study] The perfect man DOES exist … for every of the 5 stages of a woman’s life

 

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Women aged 18-24 are suckers for six packs

25-34 value career driven men

35-44 are happy to date a man 5 years older

Women over 45 often date younger men

55+ women still value sexual compatibility and are pickiest daters

 

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Comic actor Victor Osuagwu weds in a truck

 

Lol. Anyone surprised? The comic actor and his longtime partner Roseline got married last Saturday December 8th at the bride’s home in Choba, Port Harcourt. And they did it in style…in a truck! Lol. Check out details in today’s Entertainment Express Weekly magazine.

Why Has Pop Singer Adele Refused To Name Her Baby At 2months Old

Adele likely has her hands full after the birth of her first child, but there’s something she forgot to do that’s going
to cost her.
The 24-year-old and boyfriend Simon Konecki welcomed
a baby boy (whose name has not yet been released to
the public) in October , but have failed to register their son within the 42-day legal deadline, reports The Sun.
The “Skyfall” singer faces a £1,000 fine ($1,606 USD)
for not having registered the birth of their son with the
government. According to the UK government’s website,
“all births must be registered within 42 days of the child
being born” and filed with documents containing the place
and date of the birth, parents names, sex of the baby,
parents’ addresses, as well as the place and dates of
the parents’ birth, and their jobs.
“Cops are hardly going to be banging on their door
tomorrow and it’s probably just an oversight on their
part,” a source told the Sun.
Given that the singer sold more than 10 million copies of
her album “21” in the United States alone, we doubt she’s
too worried about having to pay the fine.

Huffpo

After reading this letter a CHEATING husband fainted

A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his
wife.
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the
Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset, I shall be back before midnight”.
Loving husband
When the man came home late that night he found a
reply of his letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years
old. As you know, I am a Maths teacher at our local
college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Wekesa, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old..
You being a successful businessman with an excellent
knowledge of Maths you will understand that we are in
the same situation, although with one small difference;
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
afternoon.”
Loving wife
THE HUSBAND FAINTED!

Did you know this about Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson?

Friday,
December 14th, 2012-Manchester United veteran
winger Ryan Giggs has revealed that manager Sir Alex
Ferguson enjoys singing at the club’s Carrington training
ground.
The former Wales international has claimed that he
would buy his Scottish boss a karaoke machine for
Christmas in order to stop him bursting into song during
training sessions.
“I’ve done all my Christmas shopping,” the Daily
Mail quotes Giggs as saying. “I’m organised. I’ve done a bit of shopping, a bit online. Get it out of the way earlier.
“What would I buy the manager? He likes singing around
the place, so maybe a karaoke machine for when he
gets home, so he’s singing there rather than around the
training ground!”
Recently defender Rafael Da Silva revealed that
contrary to the perception that the Scottish tactician
has a strict demeanor, Fergie is actually a jovial man
who jokes a lot. I bet you didn’t know that did you?
SportsMole.

See the PILL that will turn your SHIT into GOLD

If you had the financial wherewithal or means, would
you ever pop a pill for precious poop? Well, late New
York artist, Tobi Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, aka
Ken Courtney, in 2005 first created a swallowable 24
carat gold pill that will reportedly “turn your innermost
parts into chambers of wealth.”
The gold Pills were launched then by Wong and Courtney
as part of their ‘Indulgence’ line – an art project that
comments on society’s ‘ever-expanding market of
luxury items’.
But the artwork has experienced a recent resurgence
from a website named CITIZEN:
Citizen and for just $425 (approx. N) per 20 mm pill,
you can turn your excrement into a precious mineral but
it’s unclear as to how much gold excrement this will
yield.
However, the golden pills are “currently unavailable” on
CITIZEN:Citizen’s online store, considering the fact that
to the super-rich who indulge in bizarre luxurious
splurges, the pills will be sold as quickly as they are
placed on the shelf.

The 10 Skills That Will Get You Hired In 2013

The experts agree: anyone can
take a course in C++, but it’s not going to land you the
job. The most in-demand jobs for the new year might
be rooted in the booming computer industry, but it’s
not only technical and programming chops that
prospective hires should be showcasing.
“The most sought-after skill-sets for recruiters are
becoming less and less about proficiency in specific
processes and coding languages,” says Rich Milgram,
CEO of career network Beyond, “And more about how
you think systems through and work within the
context of the team. Learning a technology is the easy
part. Having the mindset to apply it, having the
mindset and logic to process it, being thorough and
detail-oriented while doing so, these are the critical
skills.”
Here, the 10 most critical job skills to parlay in your job
search for 2013:
No. 1 Critical Thinking (found in 9 out of the 10 most
in-demand jobs)
Using logic and reasoning to identify the strengths and
weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or
approaches to problems.
No. 2 Complex Problem Solving (found in 9 out of the
10 most in-demand jobs)
Identifying complex problems and reviewing related
information to develop and evaluate options and
implement solutions.
No. 3 Judgment and Decision-Making (found in 9 out of
the 10 most in-demand jobs)
Considering the relative costs and benefits of
potential actions to choose the most appropriate
ones.
No. 4 Active Listening (found in 9 out of the 10 most
in-demand jobs)
Giving full attention to what other people are saying,
taking time to understand the points being made,
asking questions as appropriate and not interrupting.
No. 5 Computers and Electronics (found in 8 out of
the 10 most in-demand jobs)
Knowledge of circuit boards, processors, electronic
equipment and computer hardware including
applications and programs.
No. 6 Mathematics (found in 6 out of the 10 most in-
demand jobs)
Knowledge of arithmetic, algebra, geometry, calculus,
statistics and their application.
No. 7 Operations and Systems Analysis (found in 5
out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)
Determining how a system or operation should work
and how changes in conditions, operations and
environments will affect outcomes. Understanding the
needs and product requirements of a particular design.
No. 8 Monitoring (found in 5 out of the 10 most in-
demand jobs)
Monitoring and assessing performance of yourself,
other individuals or organizations to make improvement
or take corrective action.
No. 9 Programming (found in 3 out of the 10 most in-
demand jobs)
Writing computer programming for various purposes.
No. 10 Sales and Marketing (found in 2 out of the 10
most in-demand jobs)
Knowledge of principles and methods for showing,
promoting and selling products or services. Includes
marketing strategy and tactics, product
demonstration, sales techniques and sales control
systems.
http://www.forbes.com

Does this apply to nigeria too?? Because Sex skills and long legs have been left off the list.

Cops foil sick plot to strangle and castrate Bieber JUSTIN time

 'Kill Bieber' plot is foiled

A WARPED plot to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber has been foiled by cops.

Two men have been arrested – one having been found with a pair of PRUNING SHEERS in his car.

The men – Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane – are said to have been hired to carry out the twsited killing by Dana Martin – who is serving 978 years in prison for rape and murder.

The sick attack was due to have taken place in November when Bieber was performing concerts in New York.

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Look but don’t touch! Rare glimpse of the gold hidden deep under the Bank of England that’s worth £197billion

Bullion worth billions: Professor Martyn Poliakoff from the University of Nottingham gives a guided tour of gold bars worth £197 billion in the Bank of England vaults

Worth £197billion pounds, the rows of gold bars, which are kept in a secret location deep beneath the streets of London, are rarely seen by outsiders. But the Bank’s precious metal reserves – each shelf worth £35million each – have been filmed by the University of Nottingham for a new series about elements called The Periodic Table of Videos.

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Leaked images show ‘the next Blackberry’ – and it looks suspiciously like an iPhone

BBerry

These pictures purport to show the phone which Blackberry maker Research In Motion hopes will halt its seemingly inexorable slide out of the mobile business. Sourced from a Vietnamese tech news site they show a gadget that’s sleek, shiny and futuristic – and that looks suspiciously like an iPhone. The images suggest Research In Motion has finally dropped the full keyboard that was their brand’s virtual trademark in favour of a full touchscreen device.

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Baboon Urine!! Your husband/lover won’t ever CHEAT AGAIN after he drinks this!!!’

WOMEN in Bulawayo are scrambling for baboon urine which is selling like hot cakes.

The urine is sold at the Bulawayo City Council run toilets at Egodini commuter omnibus terminus. The urine which goes for $2 is sold with a mixture of soil giving it a solid look.

An elderly woman who served this reporter spoke highly of the baboon-urine as a love concoction saying it is highly recommended to those who want to curb their husband’s bed hoping antics.

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