GLAM: Tyra Banks COVERS The December 2012 Issue of “COSMOPOLITAN” South Africa

Model mogul Tyra Banks covers the December 2012 issue of COSMOPOLITAN South Africa where she shimmers in gold.  See more pics inside….

Wisdom!!!! Akon is sending his cash to Africa amid fears of Obama tax raise on RICH Americans

If you ever harbored the thought that Aliaune Damala Badara Akon Thiam simply referred to as Akon, is an empty barrel that makes the loudest noise when he boasts in his songs that he has money, then you are so wrong as the singer/songwriter has given a glimpse into how much ‘Benjamins’ he controls.

The Senegalese born singer tweeted a photo he posted on instagram showing a large volume of money with the caption, ‘sending my cash to Africa before Obama start raising taxes on the rich biiiiiitch!!!! instagr.am/p/SUB_F5FsPa/’

See Akon’s Bundle of Cash Below

ALAPO/OLOKO MEJI!! Meet 9ice New Girlfriend, Funmi Omotosho

After since his recent musical failures, yoruba pop singer 9ice has decided to turn to the other side of his life where he can still shine – finding daughter of rich people and impregnating them, my sources told me, his latest groupie is a young female undergraduate from one of the private unis in Nigeria, her name is Funmi Omotosho, we wish the couple the very best while it lasts.

See her picture below..

Nollywood Already Working On ALUU4 Movie [Pictures]

There’s an Aluu4 movie in the making and it’s being produced by Simony Productions, the Idumota marketers that brought you Blackberry Babes.

Errr.. I actually think everything is wrong here..
Are they trying to mock the late students or what? Cos am pretty sure these idumota marketers are not shooting this movie to honour the late students.. Its all for their pocket-returns.

Three University of Lagos (UNILAG) students wins Google Apps Developer Challenge

News coming out says three University of Lagos (UNILAG) students, have won the Google Apps Developer Challenge for the Enterprise/Small Business Solutions category in sub-Saharan Africa.

The students: Bolutife Ogunsola, Michael Adeyeri and Willie Aniebiet, created the Form+ application software; an interface that creates application forms by just dragging and dropping components. The user can create forms – such as curriculum vitae (CV) or résumé submission forms for businesses and coursework submission page for lecturers.

Emeka Afigbo, Program Manager, Google, stated: “Our expectation is that this motivates more young Nigerian developers to develop apps that change the way we live in Nigeria and Africa at large.”

The winners were rewarded with Chromebooks and $20,000. They also won a grant worth $18,000 for their school’s department.

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Gangster!!! Married Kolo Toure on £90,000 a week ‘tricked model into two year affair telling her he was a car salesman’

Premier League star: Manchester City defender Kolo Toure is alleged to have had a two year affair, despite being married with two children

Premier League family man Kolo Toure had a two year tryst with a model after he fooled her into believing he was a car salesman, it is alleged.

Lobatan!!!! Port-Harcourt Student Wins MTN Aeroplane!!

Finally, the winner of the MTN Ultimate Wonder AEROPLANE has emerged and the lucky Nigerian is Miss Ebube Essien-Garricks, a 27 year old student based in Port Harcourt.
When MTN had called her to tell her she won the aeroplane, she had excitedly screamed: I need the money…money…money!

Ebube chose the cash option of N64million!!!!!!Here are pictures from the live event!
Ladies in uniform are the air hostesses for d mtn aeroplane winner.

But i smell something fishy… Ncc cancels Telecomm promos, and today Someone wins the most outrageous promo ever, mehnnn… Mixed feelings.

Lagos State To Issue Residents Identity Cards, Registration Begins In January 2013

The Lagos State Government is set for the registration of residents starting from January 2013.

Fully registered legal residents will be given an Identity card after registration.

 The registrations of over 20million people living in Lagos is aimed at providing better governance and to control the influx of illegal citizens.

 Lagos state Public Relations Officer, Mr Akiniyi who made the announcement on Thursday said every Lagosian must ensure their information is included in Lagos residents database.

“Government has the responsibility to cater for everyone residing in Lagos, regardless of the exercise to differentiate between legal residents and illegal immigrants.

I Pity All Of Una Wey Dey Tell Me About Postinor “Shallow minds” – 2face

There are rumours that the federal government is planning to ban birth control/morning after pill, Postinor 2, because of its side effects. (If you’re a user, Google to find out the side effects).

The purported ban is the number one trending topic on Twitter right now and trust Naijas, they know how to find trouble. Hehe! People started tweeting @2face Idibia about the ban and making jokes. He didn’t find it funny…lol

see his tweets below

NEW VIDEO: ‘Beautiful baby’ for Bracket and Flavour

What do you expect when you mix two similar highlife sounds together? Nothing but good music.

Highlife duo Bracket have a knack for scoring hit songs with their collaborations (2face, Wizkid). Their latest effort ‘Beautiful baby‘ featuring Flavour might score another hit.

Lady Raped By A Facebook Friend And His Pals On First Date

Umoja, Nairobi – She claims she met the dude in Facebook and both arranged for a friendly date after one month of lovey dovey inboxes.

The dude picked the gal in a dope car (Range rover) and drove to upmarket westlands for a drink. The gal was drinking red bull since she didnt want to put a bad picture on their 1st day. When the gal went to the loos the jamaaa put some mchele on her red bull.

PHD, MBA Holders Among 13,000 Applicants For 1,000 Dangote Driving Jobs

In what may be shocking but true, the Dangote Group has said that PhD and MBA Holders were among the over 13,000 applicants who applied for the recent Graduate Executive Truck Driver vacancy.

The company said it was satisfied with the quality and quantity of applications they have received, stating that its plan was to empower its Graduate Executive Truck Drivers.

Chairman of the company and Africa’s richest man, Alhaji Aliko Dangote revealed this on Thursday in Abuja at a World Bank Youth Forum.

B**tch Please!! We Are Proud Americans! Not Nigerians – Williams Sisters

The Williams sisters, Serena and Venus have declared that they are purely Americans, saying they have no origin from Nigeria as widely believed in Africa.

Serena, who joined her elder sister, Venus to train some selected kids the rudiments of tennis at the Ikoyi Club in Lagos Wednesday evening, said their parents may be black with slight traces from Africa, but she insisted that they are from the United States of America, USA. 

Ripples Of Hurricane Sandy May Hit Lagos Within Two Weeks – Government

The Commissioner for Waterfront Development and Infrastructure, Mr. Adesegun Oniru, said the government was projecting that within seven to 14 days, the state would experience the ripple effect of the hurricane in its coast lines.

He explained that the government based its projection on, “experience, records and study of past happenings” and had started taking precautionary measures.  

European Fashion Buyers Look To Nigeria For New Designs At Lagos Fashion Week

There have been steady efforts to turn Lagos, a city with a fearsome reputation, into a fashion destination. They reached new heights at the MTN Lagos Fashion & Design Week that ran from Oct. 24 to 27 and drew European high-fashion brands such as the United Kingdom’s Selfridges & Co. and Munich-based MyTheresa.com to Nigeria for the first time.

T.B. Joshua Predicted The Flood In Nigeria [Video Evidence Inside]

On a Sunday Live service at the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Prophet T.B Joshua delivered a prophetic message saying that he saw serious rains that would cause floods and bring destruction in the nation, Nigeria.

“It is always sensitive to talk about our country. Before you know it, they will say that is another thing. May God forgive us.” – Prophet T.B Joshua

He asked Nigerians to pray against flood disaster. Our leaders didn’t take him serious. Consequently, many have been stranded for days in over 7-states of Nigeria while some have lost either their source of livelihood or their lives.  Click after the cut to view video.

Bishop David Oyedepo accused of exploiting British worshippers

This is a story published by UK Daily Mail this morning. They are accusing Bishop Oyedepo’s Winners Chapel of exploiting their worshipers and receiving over £16 million in donations from them. See it below…

A church run by a controversial multi-millionaire African preacher has been accused of ‘cynical exploitation’ after its British branch received £16.7 million in donations from followers who were told that God would give them riches in return.

Followers are ferried in double-decker shuttle buses to the church, handed slips inviting them to make debit card payments, and are even told obeying the ministry’s teachings will make them immune from illness.

Today’s Mail on Sunday revelations about the Winners’ Chapel movement have prompted the Charity Commission to review the charitable status  of the church – one of the fastest-growing in the UK.

Paparazzi!! Our First Lady Returns Home yaaayyyyy

Dame Patience Jonathan returned to Nigeria from Germany this afternoon. The presidential jet which conveyed her touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport about four this afternoon.

Yyaaaaa, badbelle comot for road ohhhhhh, now my laughter don sure next time she speaks.. hehehehe,

[Video] I Cure Dozens Of HIV/AIDS Patients With just Herbs – Gambian President

Jammeh first announced he had found a natural remedy to cure AIDS in 2007, stirring anger among Western medical experts who claimed he was giving false hope to the sick.

“Who am I to expect that everybody would praise me,” Jammeh said in a state television broadcast on Sunday evening, announcing that 68 patients had been cured and discharged from a treatment center.

“Just as the Prophet Mohammed prevailed and established Islam (…)I also prevailed to cure HIV/AIDS to the point that 68 are being discharged today,” he said.

And The ALUU Fire Rages On NDI IGBO: Hear what people are saying

For many days now, Nigeria in West Africa has been burning in itself after it made news that some students said to be from the University of Port Harcourt in River State Nigeria were lynched and burnt to death (Jungle Justice) , by the indigenes of Aluu community in Port Harcourt over accusations of robbery and cultism….

The tragedy went viral, CNN and other major news houses ran it. Everybody who heard also ran their lips. Since then thus; the Tomis, Dikes and Wales have been airing their opinion. All denizens in parenthesis. Many condemn the act, many say they deserve it, others are indifferent…Yet the fire rages on… Many cry for justice #JusticforAluu4 (Ugonna, Ilyod, Tekana and Chidiaka) – The deceased persons…

Over 3hours ago, a popular forum on Facebook known as NDI IGBO aired their own opinion on the matter and have since been raking in a lot of condemnation from people who feel their view was not it.. READ THEIR VIEW and the many angry comments after the cut..