GLAM: Tyra Banks COVERS The December 2012 Issue of “COSMOPOLITAN” South Africa

Model mogul Tyra Banks covers the December 2012 issue of COSMOPOLITAN South Africa where she shimmers in gold.  See more pics inside….

Exclusive!!!! Beckham in £12m global tug of war

In demand … David Beckham

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By STEPHEN MOYES and RICHARD WHIT

DAVID Beckham is at the centre of a £12million global tug of war that could make him football’s highest paid player.

Becks, 37, yesterday began a bidding battle as he confirmed he will leave current team Los Angeles Galaxy in ten days’ time.

Big-money clubs in China, Australia, Brazil, South Africa, America and France are now ready to break the bank to get the ex-England skipper.

Footballer Sydney Sam dumps Germany for Nigeria

He’s so cute! He’s 24, so remove ya eyes from dia! 🙂 Sydney’s dad is Nigerian, his mum German. He was born and raised in Germany and has played in that country all his life…until now. He has agreed to play for the country of his father’s birth – Nigeria.

The Bayer Leverkusen striker played for the German under-19 and under-20s national team but has never played for the German senior team which makes him eligible to play for the Nigerian senior national team.

Coach Stephen Keshi said yesterday that Sydney is keen to join up with the rest of the Super Eagles players ahead of the African Nations Cup in South Africa

Madiba’s Bills: Nelson Mandela banknotes issued in South Africa

The first banknotes featuring the face of Nelson Mandela have gone into circulation in South Africa.

They are the first South African notes to bear the image of a black person – they replace notes with wild animals and rural and industrial scenes.

President Jacob Zuma says the banknotes were a “humble gesture” to express South Africa’s “deep gratitude”.

Paparazzi!! Our First Lady Returns Home yaaayyyyy

Dame Patience Jonathan returned to Nigeria from Germany this afternoon. The presidential jet which conveyed her touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport about four this afternoon.

Yyaaaaa, badbelle comot for road ohhhhhh, now my laughter don sure next time she speaks.. hehehehe,

VIDEO: Nigerian Terror Suspect Okah Tried In South Africa-Al Jazeera

Henry Okah is suspected of masterminding two car bombs in Nigeria’s capital that killed more than 10 people in 2010.

The trial of Henry Okah, the Nigerian terror suspect accused of masterminding two car bombings in Nigeria’s capital Abuja two years ago, has begun at a Johannesburg court in South Africa.

DEATH ON THE INTERNET AGAIN: Girl dies after sexing a reptilian man

South Africa– Mablizzyofficial this morning received a shocking news from a source whose cousin was dating a guy called NORMAN from FLORA PARK probably a false name. They met through BADOO a dating website, apparently they have been dating for 3months on phone. He has been sending her money and telling her things that a woman needs to hear from a man according to the source.

South Africa: Faced With Moral Indefensibility, Desmond Tutu UN-Friends Tony Blair

File photo: Desmond Tutu. Tutu’s withdrawal from the Discovery Leadership Summit may prove a critical moment in the build-up of pressure on international governments and the institutions of international justice to pay attention to the movement calling for Blair’s prosecution for war crimes.

On Tuesday, Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu pulled out of the Discovery Leadership Summit, citing his refusal to share a platform with former British prime minister, Tony Blair. Tutu, a Nobel peace laureate, said Blair’s support of the Iraq war was “morally indefensible”.

PHOTO: What Is South African President Jacob Zuma’s Genitals Doing Outside?

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A controversial painting showing South Africa’s President Jacob Zuma with his genitals hanging out has been vandalised in an art gallery. The BBC’s Andrew Harding at the gallery in Johannesburg said two men covered the art work in black and red paint It comes as the governing ANC was asking the High Court to force […]

Nigeria and South Africa to settle issues with a battle of the Presidents

As South Africans continue to show themselves by harassing, embarrassing and deporting Nigerians, there are indications that the Nigerian Presidency has decided that enough is enough.

A source in government hinted that Nigerian leaders are shocked that South Africa, a country who owes her freedom from slavery to Nigeria, has now decided to start doing yanga.

Particularly vexing is the fact that South Africans have committed the one crime against Nigerians that everyone knows you should never commit: Embarrass a Nigerian.

For this and sundry other reasons including the recent unfair deportation of Nigerians from South Africa, the presidency of Jonathan Ebele Goodluck has decided to settle the matter once and for all.

Diplomatic options were initially considered but members of the inner cabal voted against this and strongly backed a military solution.

President Goodluck however vetoed the unleashing of Nigeria’s superior Armed Forces on the mere 50 million South Africans in existence and offered instead to take on their president, Mr Jacob Zuma, in a one-on-one battle of the Presidents.

Mr Zuma is yet to respond to the challenge to settle issues between his country and Nigeriain this honourable manner and is instead believed to be currently embroiled in yet another sex scandal. It is not know whether the new scandal involves any of his 5 wives, his baby mama who is the daughter of his friend, the lady is was charged with raping, or just another poor South African female who may or may not be HIV positive – not that it matters to Mr Jacob Zuma.