After reading this letter a CHEATING husband fainted
A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the
Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset, I shall be back before midnight”.
When the man came home late that night he found a
reply of his letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years
old. As you know, I am a Maths teacher at our local
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Wekesa, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old..
You being a successful businessman with an excellent
knowledge of Maths you will understand that we are in
the same situation, although with one small difference;
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
THE HUSBAND FAINTED!