Woman Tries To Suffocate Her Boyfriend To Death With Her Big Breasts

This sounds hilarious. Franziska, 33 from Germany, who weighs nine stone is accused of ‘attempted manslaughter with a weapon’ after her 13-stone boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game.

She denies the claim saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was all about.Tim Schmidt told the German court that although they had had a difficult relationship, until then everything in the bedroom had been normal.

Nigerian First Lady Patience Jonathan Still Sick

Wife of the Nigerian President, Dame Patience Jonathan

Despite her return to Nigeria in pomp and circumstance about one month ago, First Lady Patience Jonathan is still sick, SaharaReporters sources say.

Saharareporters learned that shortly after the public relations exercise that attended her return, she retired into a medically-induced bed rest that has her kept her away from the public, unable to attend to official duties.

Footballer Sydney Sam dumps Germany for Nigeria

He’s so cute! He’s 24, so remove ya eyes from dia! 🙂 Sydney’s dad is Nigerian, his mum German. He was born and raised in Germany and has played in that country all his life…until now. He has agreed to play for the country of his father’s birth – Nigeria.

The Bayer Leverkusen striker played for the German under-19 and under-20s national team but has never played for the German senior team which makes him eligible to play for the Nigerian senior national team.

Coach Stephen Keshi said yesterday that Sydney is keen to join up with the rest of the Super Eagles players ahead of the African Nations Cup in South Africa

First Lady Patience Jonathan, Back in Nigeria, Denies Hospitalization, Cosmetic Surgery

First Lady , Mrs. Patience Jonathan and her husband today in Abuja

The wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan who returned to Nigeria today after six weeks, has denied being hospitalized in Germany for a terminal ailment.

Mrs. Jonathan arrived aboard a presidential aircraft at the presidential wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport, Abuja, at 3:45pm.

On her arrival she dismissed reports that she was flown to Germany for the treatment of a terminal ailment. However,  Mrs. Jonathan did not disclose her whereabouts in the last 6-8 weeks.    

Paparazzi!! Our First Lady Returns Home yaaayyyyy

Dame Patience Jonathan returned to Nigeria from Germany this afternoon. The presidential jet which conveyed her touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport about four this afternoon.

Yyaaaaa, badbelle comot for road ohhhhhh, now my laughter don sure next time she speaks.. hehehehe,

Nigeria First Lady’s Trip Home Is Canceled: Dem dey use us play BALL

The highly anticipated return trip to Nigeria of the First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has again been canceled by her hospital in Germany.

A source at the hospital said Mrs. Jonathan could not be discharged to leave today as was requested by her husband because there are still several unresolved issues concerning her health.  

Nigeria’s Ailing First Lady To Return Home

A presidential jet is scheduled to fly out of Abuja tonight to bring home Nigeria’s ailing First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan.

Presidency sources told SaharaReporters today that Mrs. Jonathan will return to the country as early as tomorrow if everything works as planned.

Jonathan Moves To Deceive Nigerians On First Lady’s Hospitalization

NTA TV screenshot of President Goodluck Jonathan and wife in germany

President Goodluck Jonathan moved on Sunday to extend the deception of Nigerians concerning his wife’s sickness, releasing a few seconds video clip showing the couple together during his visit to her in Germany.

The footage was shown on the government-owned Nigerian Television Authority.  A reliable source at the network said the clip of the purported visit was brought to the station by Presidency officials.

Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus???

Its getting interesting.
1. Rest
2. Food poisoning
3. Ruptured appendicitis
4. Tummy tuck
5. Full body work
6. Fibroids removal
7. Parkinson disease
8. And now cancer of the uterus
9. ??

1-7 was reported by Sahara Reporters but PM news has broken another ground with number 8. Why won’t Jonathan just open up and tell the nation what’s up?

Since 28 August 2012 when it was reported that Patience, the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan was flown to Germany for the treatment of an undisclosed ailment, the presidency has refused to give the nation a clear picture of what she is suffering from.

P.M.NEWS authoritatively gathered yesterday that Patience is being treated for cancer of the uterus at Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany.

President Jonathan flies Out In Two Jets To See Ailing Wife

 

A plane with President Goodluck Jonathan has reportedly left Nigeria’s capital, Abuja, several hours before the Nigerian leader was scheduled to depart to New York to attend this year’s United Nations General Assembly. SaharaReporters learnt that the secretive maneuver meant that the president was most likely headed for Germany to see his ailing wife.

“There has been a great measure of secrecy surrounding the president’s departure,” said a source close to the Presidency. “I believe that Mr. President will stop over in Germany to see the First Lady before arriving in New York.”

Mrs. Patience Jonathan is spending her fourth week in a hospital in Wiesbaden, Germany.

World’s oldest gymnast Johanna Quaas is 86-years-old

Despite being 86-years-old, Johanna Quaas is considerably more flexible than us. In fact she’s been named as the world’s oldest gymnast by the Guinness World Records.

The retired PE teacher from Leipzig, Germany, only began to train at gymnastics in her 50s, and didn’t take part in her first competition at the age of 56.

O ma ga o; Sick First Lady To Accompany President Jonathan To UN General Assembly

caption: President Goodluck Jonathan and Patience

By SaharaReporters, New York

With an eye on public relations stunt, President Goodluck Jonathan plans to reunite with his ailing wife, Patience next weekend, and thereafter head out with her the following day to the United Nations General Assembly in New York against doctor’s advice.

Presidency sources told SaharaReporters that Mr. Jonathan is expected to arrive New York on September 24 for the plenary debate of the 67th General Assembly, which kicks off the same day.

Mr. Jonathan will also co-chair an event with Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg of Norway.

Goodluck Replaces Aides Around First Lady In German Hospital

The Presidency has replaced security aides around first lady Patience Jonathan in order to keep her affairs private at the Wiesbaden, Germany hospital, Horst Schmidt Kliniken, following speculations about her health, TheWill can report.

A security source with knowledge of the development told TheWill that the Presidency’s action followed reports of her medical sojourn to the hospital, believed to have been leaked by someone amongst the team of six aides dispatched to Germany ahead of her arrival.

The aides were withdrawn and replaced with a new team of six security aides from the SSS, our source said, adding that when the replacement team, made up of more experienced and trusted aides arrived Germany, they were stripped of other phones and directed to stay off the social media and the internet.

Patience Jonathan Had Fibroids Removed; Husband Plans Secret Visit To German Hospital

                                                                                         First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan

Doctors at a German clinic performed a surgical procedure on Patience Jonathan to remove uterine fibroids, SaharaReporters has learnt from a presidency source. The source added that the fibroids might be cancerous, even though he could not confirm it as German doctors are reportedly conducting further tissue testing.

Another source disclosed that President Goodluck Jonathan was planning a quick and secret trip to Germany to see his ailing wife. Mrs. Jonathan remains hospitalized in Germany almost eleven days after she was airlifted there from Abuja early last week.

Hospitalized Nigeria First Lady Was Misdiagnosed By Presidential Physicians As Mystery Around Ailment Grows

President Goodluck Jonathan has asked his aides to stop taking questions about the circumstances of his wife, Patience, whose health status and treatment in Germany remains shrouded in mystery.

Breaking News!!! Diezani Alison-Madueke, Petroleum Minister, In London Hospital

By SaharaReporters, New York

A few days after breaking the news that President Goodluck Jonathan’s wife, Patience Jonathan, was hospitalized in Germany, SaharaReporters has learnt that Diezani Alison-Madueke, Nigeria’s Minister for Petroleum Resources, is also receiving treatment in a London hospital for a serious medical condition.

First Lady Patience Jonathan’s Health Update: Illness Started In Dubai

 Dame Patience Jonathan

The “food poisoning” condition that landed Mrs. Patience Jonathan in a hospital in Germany reportedly started in Dubai eleven days ago where she had gone to see a doctor because her hands were twitching.

Presidency sources said she had gone to Dubai after the recent African First Ladies Summit in Abuja, an event that imposed an unfamiliar and grueling schedule of meetings and late nights on Mrs. Jonathan, saying she needed some rest.

Her visit to Dubai was explained as a vacation but our sources said it involved a medical procedure, while in Dubai, she reportedly had “food poisoning” alongside her medical doctor, soon after she returned to Abuja last Monday, the emergency broke and she had to be airlifted to Wiesbaden, Germany for food poisoning.